22 07 2004

Day 1 – Warm-up – Among the things I did today to warm myself up for the next 364:
Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone
Whisper a white lie when no one’s listening (I don’t really masturbate)
Leave work five minutes early
Bookmark a new web site
Give your genitalia pet names (Jeremy and the twins)
Decide which of your toes is the prettiest (my right “ring” toe)
Go on a one-minute hunger strike (I’m there)

Wow. Ok, tomorrow’s task is daunting, and the entry is sure to be far more entertaining than this. Till then, ciao.




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