Madness

4 06 2004

Random Thoughts by Co

One time we took the garbage out and a bum wanted to pick through it. When he came into our entry way, he said, “Man, it smells like something crawled in here and died.” That means a lot coming from a bum.

My Uncle Jim always used to say, “The dog’s into the leftovers again… damn dog.” Old Unlce Jim, always good for a laugh.

My dog would always chew his fleas and scratch himself in inappropriate places… wait… no, that was my friend Chris.

Alright, that’s enough unintelligent, witless imitation of Jack Handey for the day. Drinking my “nasty” Busch Light and listening to some good music.

All is right in Mad Town.

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