Rachel Dratch as Barbara Walters on 30 Rock

Simply because it’s not the easy to find… and it’s laugh-out-loud funny:

Barbara Walters: [on The View] Let’s get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara.
Jenna Maroney: Yes, that’s right.
Barbara Walters: When he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?
Jenna Maroney: It was hard on all of us, yes.
Barbara Walters: Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?
Jenna Maroney: I’ll always be his little girl.
[cries]
Barbara Walters: [puts her hand on Jenna’s shoulder] Glurg.