A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful
woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and
asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if
I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
“No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally,
the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him
and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m
sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate
student in psychology and I’m studying how people
respond to embarrassing situations.” To which
he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What
do you mean $200?”
